if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
(via absolutezeronow)
Source: lalondes
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
How dare she dress the way a character is actually designed!
can we just talk about how actually fabulous that cosplay is
Source: cosplay-paradise
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
Source: meilleure--amie
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
(via gothamsnexttoprobin)
Source: taleasoldastimelords
“women don’t belong in video games”
IS
THAT
SO
??????
- cis white dude learning about cis and trans isomers in chemistry: how the FUCK did that tumblr social justice shit get in here
Source: queermisandry
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
(via memewhore)
Source: the-yolocaust









